By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who is opening an asylum hotel for bigots

THE BBC needs to apologise to Trump, meaning America. As it seems incapable of admitting it has been wrong about everything since 1922, I’ve drafted one:

We’re sorry, Trump. We’re sorry we smeared you with a blatantly false claim you intended to overturn the 2020 election result. Overturn the next two with our blessing.

We’re sorry for making television shows. We had no business doing so once America started to, with clearly superior products like The Monkees and Magnum, PI.

You – and Britain – deserve our heartfelt apologies for our so-called neutral political stance when everyone knows true neutrality is found only on the extreme right. Failing to make Lord Haw-Haw t

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