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If you’ve felt like the vibe has been a bit interesting lately, you’re not imagining it. November 2025 comes with a cosmic traffic jam—five major retrogrades overlapping at once. They are:

Mercury, the planet of communication and thinking

Uranus, the planet of revolution and confusion

Jupiter, the planet of wisdom and long-distance travels

Saturn, the planet of labor and long-term-gains

Neptune, the planet of dreams, illusions, and inspiration

But before you blame the cosmos for your phone glitches or that random text from your ex, remember that retrogrades aren’t punishments—they’re pauses. Think of them as the universe’s quality-control checks, giving you a second chance to clean up what you rushed through.

With Mercury, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune all in retr

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