WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump welcomed a surprise guest to the Oval Office as Elton John, standing a surprising six feet tall, stopped by for the signing of executive orders regarding concert tickets.

As Trump surveyed the man standing next to him in a dazzling, skin-tight leather suit, he was shocked by how tall Elton John was up close.

"I always figured him to be a little guy," said Trump. "He always looked so small at his piano, with all the feathers around him, and the orange glasses. I couldn't believe it when he walked in today, how tall he was, and the hair -- whoa! They call him 'Rocket Man', that little fruit, or big fruit, I guess. Not a rocket man like Kim Jong-Un though, very different sort of rocket."

Though Trump admitted to never really liking Elton John's music, he

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