There’s not one damn thing I like about New York’s mayor Zohran Mamdani . I don’t like his politics, his religion, his flagrantly daft promises. And I absolutely hate the fact that – while not my type – he is, objectively, extremely good-looking.

Aren’t there any politicians I like who look good?

Is it just me, or is it always irritating when people whose politics you hate are easy on the eye? Justin ruddy Trudeau – again, not my type, but so cardigan-catalogue male-modelly that he could even get away being caught in blackface again by going on TV and simply looking sad. That Canada’s ex-PM has ended up with Katy Perry – a similarly hollow sex-object who has somehow managed to mistake themselves for some sort of deep thinker – is perfection.

Then there’s Kamala bloody Harris. I can’t

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