FALCON RIDGE, AZ - Local man George Matley was forced to fire his own son from assembling a LEGO set the boy received for Christmas after he made one too many errors.

Matley sat the boy down and told him his services were no longer required after the son took too long to assemble a minifig the father had assigned to him while the dad did all the real work.

"I hate to see him go, but he was just slowing me down," Matley said as he efficiently slapped together a small-scale model of Hogwarts out of the interlocking bricks. "I asked for the two-er, and he gave me what was clearly a three-er. I told him to assemble the wheels for the Hogwarts Express, and he used the wheels for the Weasley's magic car instead. I told him he needed to pick up the pace, and he started bawling."

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