GREENVILLE, SC - As a life-long Republican, Gary Corlan openly hates U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez so much that he has covered his entire bedroom walls with posters of her, just to remind himself of how much he hates her.
"She's just the worst person in the world!" Corlan said in a recent interview. "As president of my university's Young Republicans Club, these posters help me remember to keep my eyes on the prize. Uh, not that AOC is a prize. She's not. I hate her. And she's not at all hot."
Corlan paused and took a deep gulp while glancing at some of the posters. "...I'm only pointing that out because maybe... maybe you were kind of thinking that I thought she was a little attractive or whatever. But I don't. She's super unattractive. Is it hot in here?"
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