WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of a finalized Ukrainian minerals deal, President Trump has reportedly received a nifty little geode he can show off to friends.
The United States-Ukraine Reconstruction Investment Fund, signed by Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Ukrainian Economy Minister Yulia Svyrdenko on Wednesday, gives the U.S. access to Ukraine's minerals in exchange for wiping out the debt between the nations and providing continued economic support. Trump also got a nifty geode out of the deal.
"Look at this thing. It's fantastic! Wow! A geode!" Trump said as he showed the nifty geode off to Vice President JD Vance. "You think it's going to be all rock and then — wow! — there's crystal inside. Real crystal, JD. Purple and sparkly. Unbelievable!"
The geode, which fits in the palm o

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