Are you a single loser? Are you also a man? Love scientists with The Babylon Bee talked with 1000 actual real-live women and uncovered ten things Christian women are looking for in a man. Only you have the power to mold yourself into the ultimate man and win her heart.

Consider embodying one of these amazing qualities:

Boaz: If you are Boaz then you can stop reading this list right now. MMM, Boaz...

A man with the body of Henry Cavill and the brains of C.S. Lewis: This is the whole package!

A believer in the patriarchy who will provide for her and free her from the shackles of corporate America: Also see, Boaz.

A guy who doesn't want to have sex with you and then murder the child: This is a pretty important one.

A godly man who loves kids and puppies and is over 6' tall and mus

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