As if being the Premier League’s top goalscorer isn’t impressive enough, Erling Haaland has recently started a YouTube channel, with his first video amassing 5.1 million views in four days.

He takes the viewer for a walkthrough of a day in his life, which includes the guzzling of raw milk, red light treatment and an enormous helping of tomahawk steak.

I attempted to replicate his routine, at times having to heavily improvise, in the hope that I would become a 6ft 5in goalscoring machine.

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The day begins

The morning begins with an early wake-up, around 7am for me, and a coffee.

He produced a hearty-looking beverage complete with a glug of maple syrup, raw milk and a professional-looking layer of thick foam.

Mine? A distinct lack of a coffee machine meant tw

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