Everyone is on the lookout for the feds these days, but have you ever considered the possibility that you may be in bed with the FBI… literally?

The Babylon Bee has put together the following list to help you look for subtle signs that your wife may, in fact, be an undercover FBI agent:

All the throw pillows have little cameras in them: A million pillows mean a million electronic eyes watching you.

She says "No, it's fine, babe, go plan an insurrection with your friends": Suspicious.

She was late getting dinner started because she was arresting a nun praying outside an abortion clinic: Likely story.

You keep waking up to her whispering "Kidnap the governor of Michigan" in your ear: It's almost as if she's trying to get you to do something, but the question is what?

She wanted to

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