All’s Fair: Kim Kardashian’s Hulu show really is as bad as everyone says.

While watching All’s Fair , Hulu’s new star-studded legal drama that has drawn some of the worst reviews for any show since the invention of television, an idle thought may enter what’s left of your brain, as it did mine: What does Ryan Murphy have on these women? The prolific Hollywood producer somehow managed to enlist (blackmail?) Glenn Close, Naomi Watts, Niecy Nash, Sarah Paulson, Teyana Taylor, and, of course, Kim Kardashian into the cast for this series about an all-women law firm helping their all-women clients navigate separations, sex, and scandal. I use the word “cast” loosely—in most of the episodes, the acting is minimal enough that it’s fair to say that all we are really watching is sets of sentient designer clothes holding up Champagne flutes and talking about pl