INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local man David Sproul is now ready to take on the world after a morning cup of black coffee and just three strips of bacon, sources say.

"Wow I feel energized, satiated, and I don't feel bloated like I normally do" David reportedly wondered aloud. "This bacon must be chock full of all those wonderful carbohydrates the government food pyramid keeps telling me to eat."

"Maybe after work, I'll go to the gym," he then said as the coffee hit his brain. "Then, I can fix that mailbox I've been meaning to get to. And then maybe tonight I'll get to work on that next big novel I've been meaning to write."

According to family members, David was running late for work so he skipped his usual breakfast of sugary cereal fortified with 27 vitamins and minerals. He even skipped his r

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