New documents confirm the COVID vaccine is only 12% effective! Oh well... they tried. And everyone had fun, didn't they?

Here are a few things that ended up being more effective than the vaccine:

1) CNN+

2) Telling your wife to calm down

3) The prayer of an unrighteous man

4) "No Firearms Allowed" sign

5) Infant Baptism

6) Simply walking into Mordor

7) Wuhan Lab safety protocols

8) Amber Heard's publicist

9) Voting Republican in California

10) Your mom's weight loss program

11) Anti-piracy ads

12) Chiropractors

13) Jeffrey Toobin's "Turn Off Camera" Button

14) Truth Social

15) Public campaign to launch the Governance Disinformation Board

16) SNL

17) Faith without works

18) Blowing up a system that's too remote for an effective demonstration such as Dan

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