GATLINBURG, TN - Pastor Tony Jenkins of GraceCommunityLifeChurch took to the stage a few minutes early Sunday, mercifully ending one of the most torturous worship team performances in recent memory.

"Wasn't that truly…something?" he said with a smile as the confused worship team was still standing on stage. "We are truly blessed to have such unique music here each Sunday! It's a shame we're pressed for time today."

As a few members of the congregation clapped politely, some older members of the church were seen discreetly turning their hearing aids back on. Several stray cats that had gathered near the sanctuary door during the set began to disperse back to the alley behind the church.

Congregants said that in addition to the lead singer being off-key, the lead guitar didn't appear to b

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