WORLD — Christians across the globe have decided to put aside their petty differences and unite for the greater purpose of sharing the Gospel of Jesus with the world. Just joshing! They're actually fighting each other online.

According to sources, Christians really did consider not letting minor theological differences get in the way of the shared mission to spread the Gospel, but decided it would be better to argue with each other on social media.

"This is such a better use of time," said local Christian Zach Milton as he absolutely roasted a fellow Christian on Facebook. "I could go out and talk to my neighbors at the block party and maybe invite them to church. But then who would wreck this idiot 'My_Jesus_Saves23' who believes in paedobaptism?"

Several Christians explained the decis

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