LOS ANGELES, CA — The results of a shocking new study conducted by researchers at UCLA sent ripples through the scientific community this week, confirming what many have long suspected: someone, somewhere is still making Avatar movies.
"Our worst fears appear to have come true," said sociology professor Christopher James, a contributor to the study. "Despite all common sense and reason, someone out there is actively producing yet another Avatar sequel."
The study, a joint effort between UCLA's Department of Psychiatry and Biobehavioral Sciences and the drama club, revealed approximately three more Avatar films are planned. The third, entitled Fire and Ash , is expected to hit theaters on December 19, despite all known scientific logic and reason.
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