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Being a Christian can be rough — especially if you're a Christian in America. Believers in other countries may have a hard time, but American Christians face challenges on an entirely different level.

The Babylon Bee is here to show solidarity with our fellow oppressed Christ followers in the U.S. by compiling the following list of ways American Christians are persecuted:

Nobody can enjoy lunch at Chick-fil-A after church: Fear not — it will be available for all eternity in the world to come.

There are only 473 different churches to choose from in a mid-sized town: That's all?

Being forced to sing added verses to beloved hymns: "My chains are gone?" What torture is this?

The closest parking space on Sunday morning is sometimes a whole 20 yards aw

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