JOPLIN, MO - Well, this is embarrassing. Lakefire Community Church hosts a rummage sale every winter to help clear out some of the junk that's accumulated over the years, like old VBS decorations, worn-out pews, and unpopular Christian doctrines.

But this year, Lakefire accidentally sold something they were meaning to hold onto for at least another few months: youth pastor Derrick "Yeet" Mason.

Mason was meandering about the rummage sale trying to avoid doing any manual labor when a volunteer slapped a piece of masking tape reading "$14" on him, thinking him to be just an old pile of ratty clothes. "Hey bruh, watch it!" Mason said, but the volunteer had moved on to pricing some old Larry Norman records.

The youth minister wandered the rummage sale trying to look busy as he sipped on a M

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