LOS ANGELES, CA — During its annual shareholder meeting, Electronic Arts CEO Andrew Wilson announced that their video game about fake people living fake lives would now allow fake genders in a fantasy world devoid of real consequences.

"We're proud to announce that The Sims 4 will receive a new update for transgenders, omnigenders — and all the rest of those new fake ones the kids are using now. Now gamers can take their self-expression to the next level by bringing their real-life drama into our fake-life world where we can properly monetize it."

Shareholders were reportedly pleased to discover fake genders would cost players five dollars each. Or, for a limited time, players could invest in an all-inclusive "Rainbow Package" that includes all genders for a premium price of $99.99.

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