DALLAS, TX - As more states pass laws promoting school choice, several reports have revealed that the most terrible, crappy schools are the ones most likely to oppose school choice for parents.
Local teachers from Cobb County Schools are frantically doing everything in their power to make sure that school choice is not implemented in their community. Looking out for the child's best interests, they argue that students should have absolutely no say in where they go to public school.
"They are trying to defund public schools! They want all the kids to leave our school and go to other schools - but uh, not because those schools are any better." said Peggy Layton laughing nervously. "With school choice, the kids will go wherever all the good teachers are, which is um…right here, with us… so

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