Remember the good ol' days when you could Tebow in a public-school stadium without fear of losing your job? With football season getting started, The Babylon Bee is here to save the day with a list of other ways besides Tebowing to honor God during a football game.

Enter the stadium on a flaming chariot: Set a Heavenly tone right out of the gate.

Write the entire book of 2 Samuel on your eye black stickers: Just make sure you write really small.

Bring in a Pentecostal pastor to slay the defensive line in the spirit: The Lord is my blocker, I shall not want.

If you're a quarterback, take all your snaps from the shotgun, because touching the center's butt is gay: Avoid even the appearance of evil.

Throw a Hail Mary on every single play: Note: only works for Catholics.

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