DALLAS, TX — A local lizard man spoke with reporters to provide a detailed account of a shameful incident of outright harassment he suffered on an airplane while trying to travel from Dallas to Orlando, Florida.

"I wassss jusssst trying to fly to Florida and enjoy my vacation," said Lornax Enzerbile, a DC lobbyist, while describing the harrowing ordeal. "I wassss boarding the aircraft and minding my own bussssinesssss when thissss lady sssstarted sssshouting at me and making derogatory commentsssss. It wassss sssso disssssgussssting."

Video of the incident went viral over the past week, with many social media users debating what the angry woman was shouting about or what she had seen. Lornax maintained his innocence in the situation. "There'ssss no excusssssse for that type of behavior,"

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