PLYMOUTH COLONY — The world's first Thanksgiving holiday reportedly ended with hurt feelings as the local natives appeared to politely decline a serving of the Pilgrims' world-famous homemade smallpox casserole.

Members of the local Wampanoag Tribe who graciously accepted the Pilgrims' offer to break bread together appeared strangely uninterested in the Pilgrims' world-famous homemade smallpox casserole and declined to even try it.

"Wow, they won't even try it? So rude," Jeffrey Pilgrim said, shaking his head in disbelief. "They don't know what they're missing."

Although polite in their demeanor, the Indian peoples' refusal of the homemade smallpox casserole offended Mrs. Jill Pilgrim, who had slaved over it for hours in the kitchen.

"Why don't they want to try my casserole? They're so

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