In an expletive laden recording revealed by a former employee, a Campbell's vice president disparages the company's product and customers. Martin Bally, Campbell's VP of Information Technology, is heard saying that Campbell's is for "poor people" and is made of "bioengineered meat" from a "3D printer."
In a statement condemning Bally's alleged remarks, Campbell's insists that "the comments heard on the recording about our food are not only inaccurate—they are patently absurd." While Bally's claims may be inaccurate, they are definitely not absurd. Has everyone forgotten about the great McDonald's "pink slime" mechanically separated chicken controversy of the early 2010s?
The process would likely have improved in the years since, making the suggestion of 3D-printed chicken noodle soup som

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