Stranger Things friends, doesn’t it feel like just yesterday we were watching Big Baddie with a desperate need for some skin care, Vecna, mind-murdering a bunch of teens to split open Hawkins and leave it vulnerable to the monsters of the Upside Down? Just kidding; it feels like at least a decade ago. Have you seen how tall these children are now? In reality, we watched Vecna’s four-gate assault on Hawkins over three years ago in the summer of 2022. In the show, the remaining citizens of Hawkins have been living under U.S. military quarantine for a little over a year and a half — we find them making the best of things (and secretly monster hunting) on November 3, 1987. All of which is to say, let’s take a moment to reacclimate ourselves to the situation — and threats — at hand.

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