A UNIQUE man has found himself straddling the new divide which has riven Britain because he is both striver and skiver.
Ryan Whittaker, 38, qualifies as a striver because of his 40-hour-a-week job as an offset print manager but is also one of the UK’s skivers because he f**ks off work every chance he gets.
He said: “They tell you that you must choose. That you can be either striver or skiver. I’m here to tell you you can be both.
“Take today, for example. We’ve secured a client and we’ve got until noon tomorrow to put together a comprehensive quote. I was in the office until 7pm yesterday working on it. But here I am the next morning working from home and watching Stranger Things .
“I’ll do nothing more than a few emails until lunch, then I’ll suddenly be on the phone blasting my

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