Brought to you by The Big Guy:
Joe Biden is the most popular president in history. You can't throw a rock without hitting someone who voted for him! So, the chances are high that someone you love is a Biden voter.
With Christmas approaching, here are some great gift ideas for the Biden fan in your life:
A Joe Biden Pocket Translator: It will make his State of the Union speech come alive!
An 'I Did That' Sticker removing kit: So they can show their loyalty to the Big Guy, one gas pump at a time!
Flowers for their grave: Thank them for continuing to do their civic duty after death.
A job on the Burisma board of directors: We know of at least one Biden voter who absolutely loved this gift!
Expensive jewelry: To barter for gas.
Transdubbadupressur: Not sure what it is, but Biden

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