MOSCOW, RUSSIA

After high level talks this weekend, Russian President Vladimir Putin has decided to team up with his American counterpart Joe Biden in a “new heavy metal side project called Minor Incursion.”

“We’ve only got a few cover songs right now, you know like ‘Ace of Spades’ and ‘Sad Wings of Destiny,’ but I think eventually we’ll come up with some original material,” said Putin, stringing up his Ibanez. “I hear Joe Biden is a whizz with a rhyming dictionary after half a bottle of vodka.”

Putin and Biden are just a duo right now, but plan to recruit Belarusian President Lukashenko on drums.

“Minor Incursion is going to be epic!” said Joe Biden. “We’ve already got a string of concerts lined up in the Donetsk region and Crimea.”

After practicing with the band all afternoon, there

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