If you have a healthy relationship with your family and speak to them regularly, you’re playing touch. If you see your family only once a year, it’s tackle. …

A Nerf ball is OK, but you should own a leather football. A leather football is one of the things every home must have, like a dishwasher and a bourbon distillery in the garage. …

It’s two-hand touch. One-handed touch is for lazy people who buy turkey sandwiches out of vending machines. …

Two completions are a first down. Not as simple as it sounds, ask the 2011 Indianapolis Colts. …

Unless you live in California, Hawaii or Florida or some fancy place like that, the ground is probably going to be squishy with cold mud, and someone in your family is going to fall face-first and ruin their Thanksgiving outfit. This is not cause for

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