CHULA VISTA, CA - Take a good look at this construction worker. He may look like your everyday working joe, but Ed Michaels is anything but an honest, hard-working American: he's actually a huge racist.
How do we know this? Because he insists that the new home he's building include at least four walls. Can you say "quadruple racism?" Ed sure can. Everyone knows that walls are inherently racist and exclusionary, and yet this bigot is out there building a bunch of walls each and every day. Brick walls? Yup. Drywall? Sure. Wood? He's on board.
The $800,000 home he's currently working on in a new Chula Vista development actually has several interior walls as well as exterior ones, further showing that Ed hates minorities.
But it's not just Ed, either. There are millions of construct

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