U.S. — Following a difficult year that saw the party lose the White House to Donald Trump and both houses of Congress to Republican control, a new survey revealed that Democrats' poll numbers had surged among the key narcoterrorist demographic.

While the Democratic Party had shown signs of making inroads in other segments of the voting populace, it was the sudden spike in support from the important South American illegal drug traffickers that gave the party hope that its popularity was back on the upswing.

"We're out here fighting hard for the rights of drug traffickers," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "And it's paying off in the poll numbers we're seeing from our narcoterrorist base. They know that the Democratic Party is the party that will help them grow their businesses,

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