When convicted felon and real estate fraud Donald Trump is not napping during a cabinet meeting, his sycophant squad is heaping praise on him for some of the most ridiculous things. In today's edition of "Sycophants we know and love," the Puppy Slayer, Kristi Noem, congratulates Napper Don for stopping all the hurricanes this year.

Noem probably has to kiss extra posterior as she's been accused of participating in a whole slew of unethical and illegal activities to enrich herself and her allies. Awarding huge advertising contracts to her friends to run DHS ads that are Hatch Act violations, procuring a fleet of airplanes for questionable use, and rehabilitating a pier for her boyfriend.

This doesn't seem like a productive cabinet meeting. 10

Previously:

• Grandpa Puddin' Brains gives

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