MINNEAPOLIS, MN - After his parents banned him from playing violent video games, local 7-year-old Liam Connor reluctantly decided to open his Bible and read the Old Testament to get his fill of "blood and guts."
Though at first he was skeptical that the Bible could be as violent as PUBG , Bloodborne , or Hotline Miami, he quickly lost interest in playing violent video games as he became mesmerized with the large amount of gore in the Old Testament.
"Well, if I can't snipe people's brains out in Call of Duty , at least I can read about this dude who totally went nuts on all these people with an ox goad," he said under his breath after his parents declined his request to pick him up a copy of Black Ops 4 . "This is lit."
The boy's craving to run over pedestrians and cause ge

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