Oregon sportswear giant pledges to give all assets to anyone who can prove the Earth is flat

Are you a conspiracy theorist who has always wanted to own your own sportswear company? Today is your lucky day because if you can find the edge of the Earth and photograph it, then Oregon-based Columbia Sportswear can be yours, at least according to a new ad from the company .

The ad features Tim Boyle , the company’s CEO, challenging flat-earthers.

“You guys claim there’s an end to the Earth?” Boyle says. “Well, just go snap a picture. Send it to us. And you get the assets of the company. All of it.”

What does Boyle mean? According to information posted with the video, the photo must be of “a visible, physical end to the planet Earth. We’re talking infinite sheer drop, abyssal void, clouds cascading into infinity.”

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