With the dawn of artificial intelligence wives, you may be asking yourself: which is better? Artificial intelligence, or the real thing?
Here are ten clear ways an AI wife is better than a real one:
Can pick a restaurant in milliseconds: Huge upgrade.
Great at directions: No more of this "It's just a little way past that cute cottage" garbage.
Ten percent less likely to murder you in your sleep: It's not much, but it's something.
Never wants to have sex when you're kinda tired: Phew!
Doesn't care that you sleep on an air mattress and live in filth: She's so sweet that way.
Wouldn't mind if you went out with your friends (if you had any): It would just be nice to know you could.
Any time she says "I don't feel like it," you can reply with "that's impossible, you don't have f

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