Ithink we can all agree by now that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is no expert at cleaning up his own mess. So news that he will be denied £488,000 in compensation when he finally moves out of Royal Lodge because it has been left “dilapidated” does not surprise me.

The 30-room mansion he and his ex-wife, Sarah Ferguson, have occupied for the last 22 years is, according to a report by the Crown Estate, in need of repairs, the costs of which will come out of the “compensation” the disgraced former prince is owed for magnanimously vacating the property before his 75-year lease is up.

All a bit awkward, isn’t it, when billionaire paedophiles come between families? The rather undignified charge of being a slobby tenant and having to foot the bill for a crumbling pile is an insult to injury f

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