According to a new report created by a group of former and current FBI special agents about the first six months of Kash Patel’s tenure as FBI Director, three of the incidents below are real; I made up the other three. Try to guess which is which:

(1) Patel expensed more than $4,000 to the FBI to pay for creatine and other bodybuilding supplements in an effort to “look more ripped.”

(2) While he received a classified briefing on potential security threats to U.S. landmarks, Patel was seen scrolling the TMZ feed on Instagram.

(3) Patel refused to disembark from an FBI plane at a high-profile crime scene until he was given a size-medium FBI raid jacket; his handlers had to borrow one from a female agent (even then, he demanded that spiffy velcro patches be affixed to the sleeve).

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