A MAN has embarked upon an extramarital liaison with no more hesitation than a Labrador catching a sausage, friends have reported.

Tom Logan, aged 35, married only four years ago but responded to flirtatious advances from a friend’s sister as if he had spent that entire period poised and ready for the starting gun.

He said: “Problem pages – written by women – would have you believe infidelity is the result of a marriage’s rough patches, or a weak moment on a drunken night out. Not so.

“In fact I was on the lookout for an idle chance during the honeymoon. Every stag do, conference or trip to the dry-cleaners I’m on the prowl. Guilt? Frankly I’m ashamed that it’s taken this long.

“Don’t believe those who claim they’re wracked with guilt. It’s a way to humblebrag they’re getting some and

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