A WOMAN has admitted she adores everything about the natural world once sanitised on screen.

Risk manager Emma Bradford, aged 36, is known for her fondness of animals in soft pastel colours that remove any suggestions of natural flesh and move only on a confined two-dimensional screen.

She said: “I’d have a dog but it’s the hair. I’ve got velvet sofas, you see.

“But every weekend you’ll find me in my Eeyore onesie watching my Disney favourites, from The Jungle Book to The Aristocats to Zootopia . I can’t get enough of their anthropomorphic antics.

“I’m less keen on 101 Dalmatians and Finding Nemo – that’s just too many dogs and you can’t make fish likeable – but otherwise I’m a real at-one-remove animal lover.

“My wardrobe’s all leopard print, I’ve got a life-size Scooby Doo

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