HANNAH Tomlinson, aged 36, has a Daddy fetish. 50-year-old Martin Bishop has two adult daughters and a practical car. Is he what she’s looking for?
Hannah on Martin
First impression?
Tall, strong, dominant, salt and pepper hair, a mild paunch. Sir, my nipples are erect.
How was conversation?
Awkward. I teasingly asked if he’d spank me for spilling the wine and he replied of course not, as that’s a violence-against-women issue.
Favourite thing about Martin?
His comforting, arousing smell of cardigans and Old Spice.
Memorable moments?
When he sternly said ‘you really shouldn’t joke about the naughty step in a restaurant’ and I agreed because his disappointment hit harder than any punishment ever could.
A capsule description?
A silver fox headmaster type who’s seen some things. Or,

The Daily Mash

The Cut