DAGOBAH — Jedi Master Yoda, living in self-imposed exile, proudly announced to his first visitor in decades that his pronouns are Him/He.

According to Imperial intelligence reports, Yoda pretended to be a random weirdo while he observed Rebellion Commander Luke Skywalker and tested his progressive thought before fully exposing himself as Jedi Master.

"Oh! Yoda! You seek Yoda!" Yoda had exclaimed. "Take you to him, I will. Him/He, his pronouns are."

"You know him?" demanded Skywalker, suddenly much more appreciative of the small creature who had just moments ago smacked his astromech droid with a stick for misgendering him.

Skywalker's patience quickly wore thin after accompanying Yoda to his hut where he enjoyed seeing the leader of Rogue Squadron try to fit inside his small dwelling.

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