Brought to you by: The Focused Pastor

Churchgoers come in all shapes, sizes, and types, making the body of Christ a veritable cornucopia of humanity. Among these seemingly disparate examples of human beings, pastors have a few favorites.

The Babylon Bee took an official poll of all pastors everywhere to come up with the following list of their favorite types of church members:

The potluck freeloader: Typically a single guy who eats everything and brings nothing.

The "I've only been to your church twice but I'd like to bring a prophetic word" weirdo: Always a coincidence that God seems to pick the really sketchy people to speak through, isn't it?

The tambourine lady: Maureen brings the flavor to every worship service.

The older man who sings all the hymns an octave lower than what

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