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The Wise Men may have done well to find the Christ child, but to be frank, the gifts they brought left something to be desired. Here are 23 other gifts that the Wise Men should have brought instead:

Groupon for a spa day: Everyone could have really used it.

Pointed stick to poke the little drummer boy with: Would've been Mary's favorite.

Starlink: Really would have helped finding the way back home.

Bitcoin: Can you imagine what it would be worth now?

Parents' guide for raising God made flesh: Could have come in handy.

Mormon casserole: Everyone loves a Mormon casserole.

White noise machine: So much more practical than frankincense.

"Savior of the Universe" onesie: Opportunity missed.

Baby toy shaped like a Roku remote for Jesus to play with: Nothing ba

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