ORLANDO, FL — The much-publicized legal tug-of-war over his deportation finally paid off for illegal alien Kilmar Abrego Garcia, as he announced that he was using all the frequent flyer miles he racked up during the ordeal to take a killer Disney vacation.
Following the latest ruling in which a federal judge ordered him to be released from custody after multiple failed attempts by the government to deport him, Abrego Garcia had reportedly earned more than enough airline reward miles to redeem them for the Disney vacation he had dreamed of his whole life.
"It's nice to get something nice out of this mess," he told reporters after he arrived in Orlando for his vacation. "This year has been really stressful, with the government constantly trying to ship me back to Venezuela or El Salvador o

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