Donald Trump's character on Saturday Night Live was tricked into admitting his deep ties to the now-deceased child sex abuser Jeffrey Epstein are legitimate.
Giving interviews with the press aboard Air Force 1, James Austin Johnson's Trump character notes that he is on both Adderall and Ambien. He is asked about numerous subjects, and at one point shows a video of his administration shooting down Santa Claus from the sky as if he were a narco terrorist.
When asked about the latest drop of Trump-Epstein photos, the president says the whole story is just a Democratic hoax.
But when the reporter asks Trump about the "huuuuge" condoms with the president's face on them, Trump admits everything's real.
"They're 100% legit. I love those files," SNL's Trump says. "I'm in the files. I took a lot of great pictures. I love that bowl!"

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