U.S. - When you stopped by the store to pick up a few quick things on your way home from work yesterday, the only other maskless man in the store gave you a knowing look, a sly smile, and a little, almost imperceptible nod as though he were welcoming you to some kind of secret society.
Locking eyes with you through the sea of masked "sheeple," the man gave you a look as though to say, "Welcome to the resistance. You and I, we're the ones who are going to start the revolution. Look at these sheep, wearing masks like dumb-dumbs. They bought the lie from Big Brother. They've drunk the Kool-Aid. That grandma over there shopping for peaches, wearing her face diaper? She's garbage. A useful idiot. A bootlicker. But not you. You and me? We're different. We're special. We don't buy the lies. We s

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