FLOWER MOUND, TX — Evangelical preacher Matt Chandler condemned sneaky Republicans Sunday for winning the Christian vote by cleverly coming out against murder.

"I know the Democrats are the party of child sexual mutilation, porn in school libraries, and baby murder through all 9 months of pregnancy," he said, "But those dastardly Republicans are just trying to manipulate us by saying they're against murder. Well, I'm not falling for it!"

Chandler reminded his church that Republicans strangely did not have an abortion stance in their platform until after abortion was legalized in 1973. "Coincidence? I think NOT!" he said.

Chandler then addressed the camera directly, speaking to Republican politicians who may have been watching the church service's livestream.

"Get the word ‘Christian' o

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