NEW YORK — A new study from Columbia University revealed that millennials are still recovering from the trauma caused by the 1987 animated Disney film “The Brave Little Toaster.”

“9/11, unending school shootings, record low wages, a global pandemic, along with the refusal of generations before them to retire have made things hard for millennials. And yet all the evidence shows that ‘The Brave Little Toaster’ is at the core of many millennials’ existential dread,” said lead researcher Dr. Akello McGarry. “Their overall inability as a group to get over the air conditioner shorting out and essentially killing himself has led to a lifetime of anxiety and dread. But it doesn’t end there. When asked what they think about the film ‘All Dogs Go To Heaven,’ 97% of millennials responded, ‘Why would

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