THE Civil Service has announced that internships will only be open to people from working-class backgrounds. Find out if you’re salt of the earth enough to qualify with this quiz.

Did you eat all your family meals in front of the telly?

A) Of course, while watching ITV too. Where else would we graze on our spam?

B) Heavens, no. Always in the dining room while repressing our emotions.

What sort of jobs did your parents’ friends have?

A) Unemployed, miner, unemployed miner.

B) Opera singer, opera critic, Head of the Royal Opera House.

Are you familiar with Farmfoods?

A) It was our standard supermarket. We weren’t those upmarket Aldi or Lidl types.

B) You mean food that’s grown on a farm? Organic food? We’re always droning on about it.

When you hear the word ‘estate’ what do you thi

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