EXPOSURE to too many breasts is causing men to become bored and jaded with knockers, it has emerged.

Recent events like finding porn that does not require verification, the many tabloid stories about Rhian Sugden’s breast reduction and the ongoing obsession with Sydney Sweeney’s breasts are making men lose interest entirely.

Wayne Hayes said: “I must have liked them before, I’ve got thousands of pictures of them on my computer. But now I just see two mounds of fatty tissue on the front of a woman’s body.

“I think all the breasts recently have killed the magic. Suddenly they’re just another vaguely rounded body part, like a kneecap.”

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “It’s possible men will regain their interest in breasts, but the reports we’re getting are tha

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